January 2010
My mother only had one eye.
cognitivecomplexities:
lhian:
My mother only had one eye. I hated her… she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mother came to say hello to me… I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me?! I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of...
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HAHAHAHA. napatawa kasi ako sa mga lines na to eh...
byankaaa:
Gerald: (drunk) Mae, tayo na lang kaya. Kim: Eh gago ka pala eh. Ikaw lang naman hinihintay ko. —— Gerald: Mae, kelan ba ako nagsinungaling sayo? Kim: Yun nga eh. Nung nakasanayan mo nang magsabi ng ‘Mahal Kita’ naging sinungaling ka na. —— Gerald: Minahal kita. Mahal na mahal kita. Kim: Salamat Bogs. Ang sarap pakinggan.. Ang sarap paniwalaan. Pero hanggang kelan? Bukas...
“Somewhere you are actual. Happen to me there.”
– Mookie Katigbak // As Far As Cho-fu-san (via karasantiago)
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“All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature,...”
– Aristotle (via simtan) (via quote-book)
Harder to Breathe (acoustic), Maroon 5
*finally...
“If someone were to harm my family,a friend or someone I love, I would eat them....”
– Johnny Depp
Submitted By: istolemythunder
(via quote-book)
“Love is everything it’s cracked up to be. That’s why people are so cynical about...”
– Erica Jong - How to Save Your Own Life
Submitted by: staceyblah (via quote-book)
Ang Banidoso at ang Imahen
Ikaw ang akong humaharap sa ako.
Ako ang ikaw na humahanap sa tayo.
Ako at ikaw, ang tayo.
Tayo ang naghahanap sa ako.
-Joseph Casimiro, Heights Vol.LVI No.3, page 8
*sorry.. we just started on citations so.. haha
Ten Commandments for Mathematics
fuckyeahmath:
1. Thou shalt read Thy problems.
2. Whatsoever Thou doest to one side of ye equation, Do ye also to the other.
3. Thou must use Thy “Common Sense” else Thou wilt have flagpoles 9,000 feets in height, yea… even fathers younger than sons.
4. Thous shalt ignore the teachings of false prophets to do work in Thy head.
5. When Thou knowest not, Thou shalt look it up, and if...
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Finding someone's Age- Math Trick!
fuckyeahmath:
-Ask the person to multiply the first number of his/her age by 5.
-Tell them to add 3.
-Now tell them to double this figure.
-Finally, have the person add the second number oh his/her age to the figure and have them tell you their answer.
-Deduct 6 and you will have their age!.
It’s magic! :))
2093) Dad, Mom, I know I have a temper and I get...
pauiee:
OMG :(